Evil Cosmetics from Metamoreforus

Make-up with a bad attitude

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PLEASE DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR A CRYBABY.

      On this cosmetic website you probably won't see many calming majestic pictures of unicorns and princesses. You may not see any empowering quotes to stroke your ego on subjects you already know very well. Your self esteem is yours and yours alone and we want nothing to do with it. If this site plays any part to your self esteem, it will only harden it. Remember the human race is naturally gross but some of us get to wear make-up and cover it up. That's where we come in, hurling insults at you, your sister and your friends. We also show up with awesome cosmetics to make things prettier. You want your sister to be prettier to look at, right? You've looked at her for a long time and will continue to look at her for a long time. Help yourself out by helping her face. Our small batch, natural products are vegan, gluten free, pesticide free, paraben free, fortified with minerals and cruelty free (besides our cruel comments) No animal testing and sustainable shipping. So get that blood pumping and start working on your aesthetic presence to better our environment. 

Eyes

Eyegasm Beauty Kit
Eyegasm Beauty Kit
Eyegasm Beauty Kit
Eyegasm Beauty Kit
Eyegasm Beauty Kit

Eyegasm Beauty Kit

$39.00
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set

Urban Decay Naked Brush Set

$21.99
Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle
Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle

Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle

$129.00
Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle
Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle

Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle

$129.00
Anti Aging Eye Cream
Anti Aging Eye Cream

Anti Aging Eye Cream

$21.00
Anti Aging Eye Cream
Anti Aging Eye Cream

Anti Aging Eye Cream

$21.00
Eye Spy Sealer
Eye Spy Sealer

Eye Spy Sealer

$9.00
Navy
Navy

Navy

$13.00
Expresso
Expresso

Expresso

$13.00
Brown
Brown

Brown

$13.00
Eggplant
Eggplant

Eggplant

$13.00
Black
Black

Black

$13.00

Lips

Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle
Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle

Rose Gold Anti Aging Bundle

$129.00
Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle
Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle

Matte Black Anti Aging Bundle

$129.00
Vanilla
Vanilla

Vanilla

$13.00
Chocolate
Chocolate

Chocolate

$13.00
Blue Raspberry
Blue Raspberry

Blue Raspberry

$13.00
Strawberry
Strawberry

Strawberry

$13.00
Vanilla
Vanilla

Vanilla

$13.00
Chocolate
Chocolate

Chocolate

$13.00
Blue Raspberry
Blue Raspberry

Blue Raspberry

$13.00
Strawberry
Strawberry

Strawberry

$13.00
Pluto
Pluto

Pluto

$19.00
Outer Space
Outer Space

Outer Space

$19.00
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set
Urban Decay Naked Brush Set

Urban Decay Naked Brush Set

$21.99
Cocoa
Cocoa

Cocoa

$19.00
Mocha
Mocha

Mocha

$19.00
Golden Chestnut
Golden Chestnut

Golden Chestnut

$19.00
Sable
Sable

Sable

$19.00
Cognac
Cognac

Cognac

$19.00

HELP FOR YOUR FACE

Equa Derm Clay Mask
Equa Derm Clay Mask

Equa Derm Clay Mask

$19.00
Hydra Derm Clay Mask
Hydra Derm Clay Mask

Hydra Derm Clay Mask

$19.00
Sensi Derm Clay Mask
Sensi Derm Clay Mask

Sensi Derm Clay Mask

$19.00

No one wants you to look like that forever.
We can help fix your face...    and your sad, sad  friend's face

So put a smile on that face bitch. You're about to be pretty with a bad attitude.

Helped me get a companion for life...

Mrs. Frankenstein

Miss Anti-Universe 1935

My skin feel soft and alive with youth!

"Leatherface"

Voted Best Butcher in Texas

I absolutely love the dark eye-shadow. It really brings out my eyes.

Kayako Saeki

Stay at Home Wife